The goddamn chickens-
Had me up at dawn.
OK- it was one rooster.
But Jesus- in case you thought that was just a folk tale, I'll tell you- roosters crow at daybreak.
And there was no shutting him up.
The fucking cow started mooing, and the chickens were making crazy noise, I mean Jesus, I can't wait for Saturday night just to eat those motherfuckers.
And I want it to hurt. I took a nap around 11:00, and had to go to work at 1:00.
I'm going to bed now, and I'm exhausted.
If they are crowing tomorrow, I'm gonna shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.